Three

Triples

I was tagged by my NYC trip buddy ChesneyGirl. So, here goes

Three Things That Scare Me
1. Fire
2. Snakes
3. Death

Three People Who Make Me Laugh
1. Dane Cook
2. Lewis Black
3. V – she is my partner in crime!

Three Things I Love
1. My family and friends
2. George Strait
3. days off with no definite plans

Three Things I Hate
1. Stupid people
2. People who can’t drive. I realized today that everytime I get in my car I say “Fucking GO” at least once
3.Bratty kids

Three Things I Don’t Understand
1. Calculus / Statistics
2. The Sims
3. The attraction of most (if not all) reality TV

Three Things On My Desk
1. Diet Pepsi
2. Sour Patch Kids
3. Real Simple magazine

Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. See a LOT more of the United States
2. Go back to NYC and figure out what the deal is with the N train, among other things
3. Have (almost) no debt. I will probably always have a car payment.

Three Things I Can Do
1. Read really fast. I have finished so many books in one day, it is crazy. (Not the Harry Potter books, though, those are HUGE!)
2. Sing “Happy Birthday” in Spanish
3. be disorganized and make a big mess. I blame that on y too small apartment.

Three Things I Can’t Do
1. Ice Skate / Roller Blade
2. Run
3. Play a musical instrument

Three Things I Think You Should Listen To:
1. Your heart-Do what is right for YOU
2. George Strait
3. Phil Vassar. Amazing singer AND songwriter

Three Things You Should Never Listen To
1. Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton
2. Rosie O’Donnell (good answer Ches!)
3. Barbra Streisand

Three Things I’d Like To Learn:
1. How to fix computers. I hate when something is messed up and I don’t know WHY
2. The deal with the goddamn N train.
3. How to deal with stupid people

Three Favorite Foods:
1. Pizza
2. Steak
3. Chicken Wings

Three Things I Regret
1. That I didn’t go to see Binka (my grandmother) that last day I talked to her
2. The times I got really drunk and did stupid shit, like embarrass my mother
3. The times I have cared too much about what other people think, INCLUDING family members

Three People I’m Tagging to do this Meme:
1. Shonda
2. Amy, even though she probably won’t!
3. v – because if she is tagged twice she HAS to do it!

THIS is funny…

Dumbass of the day

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What’s new?

Nothing but an abundance of dumbass here.

Today’s dumbass?

The lady who called down to the front desk and said “My room is kind of cold….what do I do?”

So, I said “Did you turn up the heat?” all the while thinking no one can be that dumb.

The lady says “Oh, I will try that.”

I haven’t heard from her since.

Dumbass.

I keep meaning to post a non-drunk NYC recap, but I obviously haven’t yet. Oh well.

Mad props, yo.

OK, apparently I have committed a faux pas.

So, I  need to give a shout out to Clew (not Clue, she is not a dumbass like that) for bringing us together with the insanity that is the HOFF.

Someday, maybe I will tell himthat he has changed all our lives.

Ha Ha……GAG.

Anybody got a sparkling package?