Damn, I haven’t posted in AGES.
haven’t been feeling it, I guess. But I am at work tonight, and figured what the heck.
I HAVE to say this first. Brad Paisley’s new song is GREAT.
Here are the lyrics:
ONLINE
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I’m 5 foot 3 and overweight
I’m a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I’ve never been to second base
But there’s whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace
‘Cause online I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I’m a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don’t want nothing serious
‘Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I’ve been in GQ
I’m single and I’m rich
And I’ve got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don’t want nothing serious
‘Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login
Online
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’ll see ya online
ELL oh Ell! I love it. Some of his songs are so goofy….but he is a BABE, and I love “Ticks” too.
Yeah, blah blah blah.
In other news, I am going to THREE concerts in the near future.
Kenny Chesney, Sugarland, and Pat Green
Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard, Ray Price (SHUT UP)
Brooks & Dunn and Alan Jackson with Jake Owen and Catherine Britt…whoever she is!
Yeah, I am EXCITED .
I am rambling, so I am gonna post.
